i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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