She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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