I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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