he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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