take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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