people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
we're making bets on your personal life
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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