I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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