is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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