We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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