Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
White coat. Heels.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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