i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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