idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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