it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
When did angry sex become our thing?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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