why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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