He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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