dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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