Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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