she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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