I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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