Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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