Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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