Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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