Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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