I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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