I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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