hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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