Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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