All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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