so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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