But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
