So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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