whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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