can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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