is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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