Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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