IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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