can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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