So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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