i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I love having hate sex.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Randomize
