i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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