You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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