whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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