Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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