To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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