You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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