my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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