Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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