if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize