I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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