Girls should come with a carfax report
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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