ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I take back everything I said about communal showers
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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