how can u be prego again
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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