it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
its liver damage thursday
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Come on in and take your pants off
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