Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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