How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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