Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Send help, water and tortillas.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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