My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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