Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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